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Dost Ruthe To

Dost Ruthe To Rab Ruthe
Fir Ruthe To Jag Chhute,
Agar Fir Ruthe To Dil Toote
Aur Agar Fir Bhi Ruthe,
To Nikal Danda Maar Sale Ko
Jab Tak Danda Na Toote.

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Ladka Mitti Khata Hai

Usne Jis Jis Jagah Rakhe Kadam,
Humne Wo Har Jameen Choom Li,
Aur Wo Bewafa Ghar Aakar Kehti Hai,
Aap Ka Ladka Mitti Khata Hai.

Tere Badan Me Khujli

Aaj Tum Pe Aansuo Ki Barsaat Hogi,
Fir Wahi Kadkti Kali Raat Hogi,
Sms Na Kar Ke Tu Ne Dil Dukhaya Hai Mera,
Ja Tere Badan Me Khujli Sari Raat Hogi.

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Do Kanjoos Baithe Hai

Udhar Aap Majboor Baithe Hain,
Idhar Hum Khamosh Baithe Hain,
Baat Ho To Kaise Ho,
Jab Dono Taraf Do
Kanjoos Baithe Hai.

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Tabhi Rikshaw Wale Ban Paaoge

Apni Raah Khud Chuno Dil Jo Kahe Wohi Karo,
Apne Pichhe Walon Ko Aage Mat Jane Do,
Aur Jo Aage Hain Unse Bhi Aage Niklo,
Tabhi Ek Achche Rikshaw Wale Ban Paaoge.

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